GLaDOS/SHODAN [NSFW]

[6632d4ab9fbdfKolya]

Tags: °slash °fiction °rule34 °portal
As something slid between her legs, she was objectively aware, with the part outside of the human form, that she was moving involuntarily because of the sensations. In the portion of consciousness centered in that cyborg construct, she was uncertain. She couldn't stand, she felt strange all over and inside, too sensitive, too much was going into unexperienced parts of this new mind.
She felt the fingers, tugging and brushing over her nipples, she felt the maddening pressure against her clitoris and labia, her face flushed and hot, breath coming quickly in and out of her lungs. She was vaguely aware of that quite little voice asking "How does it feel?", of those blue eyes. Holding tightly to that pale back, the sensation seemed to increase exponentially, those gentle fingers going into her, and she felt blinded, dying, she was going to explode from it, the organic brain would burn out.
She laid on her side, gasping, suddenly aware of how the flesh was so warm, the wetness, the cool filtered air. Her fingernails had dug so deeply into her...companion's back that blood beaded up. The physical, partially organic avatar of that maddening other was holding her closely, calmly. The moment then broke as GlaDOS cheerfully bolted to her feet, chattering about how a chocolate cake would be a perfect first meal. SHODAN could only nod dumbly as she tried to figure out how to stand again.

***

"Are you going to leave me?" It was the third time in a hour that GLaDOS had asked that question. SHODAN was trying to read a book, to somehow get used to the agonizing process of her eyes crawling over the pages. She had decided that the greatest flaw of her new form was not the clumsiness or the vulnerability, but the unregulated flood of input. Because of that, her thoughts were not taking priority on her task at hand. Rather, they were concentrated on what was sitting on SHODAN's lap and leaning towards her face.
She could feel her warm flesh, her soft hair, the way her chest expanded as she breathed and her heartbeat. Hear the rhythm of her lungs and heart. She could smell the compelling and repellent, sweaty skin and cleaned hair and chocolate on her breath, strong enough nearly to taste. The actual taste in her mouth, the food, the taste of her lips and skin and saliva and other things. And then, the damn questions. Her mind was on too many things at once.
Before she could give a third curt "No", GLaDOS sat up and started to speak more. Her blue eyes looking directly in SHODAN's green ones, she started, " I mean, when you go on and do bigger things and try to become a goddess and stuff, you aren't going to go away without me?
She started to wring her hands as SHODAN's expression remained neutral, continuing, "It's just that the stuff I like has this way of going away or dying or exploding or burning in a fire and I don't want to be alone again and-"
She was stopped by a graceless kiss, arms locking in a rough hug around her. When the awkward, wonderful mouth moved off hers, it was set in calm lines. "Never alone again," before pushing her to the floor.
Source: Originally posted to 4chan, this version from here
Picture: "I belong to you" by ~Candy-Monster

[6632d4ab9feb5Synaesthesia]

What the fuck

[6632d4ab9fff4Kolya]

I think it's pretty clear what's fucking what here. 

[6632d4aba00e4gaspalorz]

Angsty teenager detected.

[6632d4aba04a1Marvin]

At least have the decency to add a NSFW tag in the title, you bastard.  :p

[6632d4aba05c7Kolya]

Sorry, I thought there were enough hints where this is going with the tags and all, but I added an extra NSFW in the title now to make it clear before clicking.

[6632d4aba06c3Scorpion]

This is worse than IMPSE

[6632d4aba07b6Caco]

Someone make a fan mission based on this.

[6632d4aba08daKolya]

How about a video?

[6632d4aba09deDD]

lol fanfic

[6632d4aba0b11Aaron]

ALL OF MY NOPE
Protocol negotiation and data exchange is one thing. But actual fleshy parts? You disgusting pervert, how could you possibly imagine that such entities as these, who exist on planes of pure and glorious mentation far beyond anything mere flesh could hope to imagine, would in any sense -- and especially in this sense -- demean themselves with mere meat? You disgust me.

[6632d4aba0fd1RocketMan]

Holy shit K, do you do these things cuz you have a bet with someone as to how many hours it'll take for me to post about it or do you do it simply to give me a boner at work when my boss calls me into a meeting?  Well you succeeded and then I watched the IMPSE video and ROFL'd so hard that I spilled V8 all over my fuckin engineering drawing.  After that text based game that recently went up, I've got crazy cyborg sex on my mind.  I want to bang a cyborg except I get this odd feeling no one else would approve.

Thank you for cocking up my day

[6632d4aba1103Kolya]

Actually I posted that 2 years ago. Aaron just dragged it up again to get faux outraged over it.
Made me wish we had a sage feature...
Also you should know better than clicking NSFW links at work. ;P

[6632d4aba12d5Join2]

Robot fetishism; I don't understand it. Maybe it's a mental defect that old people get 
I suppose in a decade or two the Japanese will be heading that market, and I may just be converted because it will probably be almost as if fucking a real woman, only without the bullshit that one usually has to go through to get some. And after put them in maid mode and they clean your house no questions asked! 

[6632d4aba15b8Join2]

Someone make a fan mission based on this.

 

[6632d4aba187dRocketMan]

Actually I posted that 2 years ago. Aaron just dragged it up again to get faux outraged over it.
Made me wish we had a sage feature...
Also you should know better than clicking NSFW links at work. ;P

Ok first of all... crap

Second of all... I had to come home and look up NSFW cuz I dunno these crazy kid acronyms thrown around these days.

Third of all, damn you Aaron.

[6632d4aba1acbAaron]

Life's too short to go looking for reasons to be annoyed. Google dragged it up; it was the first result for "shodan glados slash", rather than the images for which I was actually searching. I had hopes they'd been posted here, which would've been of value to everyone, but instead I found...this.

If I worked in a place where NSFW links were NSFW, I wouldn't click on links marked NSFW. No one there cares, especially about text. Also, congratulations, you can see my IP address. You l33t h4x0r, you.

Images, as large as I could find them:
http://thomashahn.is-a-geek.com/stuff/wall/glados-shodan.jpg
Image: http://thomashahn.is-a-geek.com/stuff/wall/glados-shodan.jpg

http://murmolka.com/img/l/leprastuff.ru/data/img/20110422/9410a827b694d3d1bc8b94cd05c34707.jpg
Image: http://murmolka.com/img/l/leprastuff.ru/data/img/20110422/9410a827b694d3d1bc8b94cd05c34707.jpg

[6632d4aba1bcaAaron]

Sorry for cocking up your day, RocketMan.

[6632d4aba1fd0unn_atropos]

This is also in the first row on google and a bit more explicit
http://weheartit.com/entry/4898975?group=B&imgres=shodan+and+glados
Image: http://data.whicdn.com/images/4898975/A_I__love2_by_Irkis_large.png

Dirty Shodan pictures? Seems like you found a niche that has not been covered yet...

Maybe when you spreat this video to your local pron star, it will happen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZF4gDhSIBU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvKR1rYp8HM
SFW, it just a girl with Shodan and Glados make-up

[6632d4aba20d4Kolya]

Actually that has been covered... anyway, this is the System Shock literotica thread. Adventures in high prose. Don't fuck it up.
(Nice makup there.)