FUNNYCAT [FLASH]

[664984337c182ThiefsieFool]

Tags: °flash gameentry in an independent game contest, i found it suitably charming


source: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/020209/2122_Funny_Cat.php

use / to laser not-food and shift to eat food

[664984337c33eKolya]

Lovely! LASER eyes is # on a German keyboard.

[664984337c496Kolya]

YOU LIVED! (82)

[664984337c5c6gaspalorz]

Did you just necro a 2-years old thread? . Anyways: You lived! (151)

[664984337c6d6Kolya]

Image: http://i.imgur.com/WpDsg.gif

Damn, I wanted to underline that with a new record... But all I got was seizures!

[664984337c7c7gaspalorz]

Well, you need to employ a cheat tactic for the highscore!

BTW - source link in TFs post is 403ing.

[664984337c8daKolya]

A tactic huh?
I usually miss on that white glob (whatever that is) or choke on that paperbag that says "SME...".
But I always get 60 seconds of craziness.



Oh I just noticed you can survive by not doing anything.
There's probably a deeper message behind that...

[664984337cebagaspalorz]

Yeah. There are two tactical steps:

1. Remove sources of possible distraction
-scroll down the page a little or hide timebar and score with other window
-ask your wife/girlfriend/mum/cat/goldfish (hard) to not disturb you for a minute
-(sound - while tiresome - is actually pretty helpful)

2. Learn to quickly recognize switching points between object groups of the same type (edible / non-edible) while looking at first 1/3 of the foodchain. It's important to know in advance that you can skip a lot of items belonging to the same group. You just need to know when to stop hitting the key.
-watch out to not fall into keypress routine trap (eat / lazer / eat / lazer / BAM -> You dead.)
-notice that most non-edible items are in dark colors

It actually works, see: you lived! (175)

I usually miss on that white glob (whatever that is)

Image: http://i.imgur.com/aryfe.png
egg?

Image: http://i.imgur.com/tEjks.png
sushi?

Image: http://i.imgur.com/l7P9D.png
The worst one for me is the lollypop. Pretty easy to mistake it for maginfying glass.

Oh I just noticed you can survive by not doing anything.
There's probably a deeper message behind that...

Or starve to death by missing one cherry after devouring hundred pizzas.
It definitely has to be related to metabolism of the Zombie Lazer Cat species.

[664984337cfe8Kolya]

How did you figure out that was sushi? I don't even..

[664984337d16dgaspalorz]

Just guessing. It looks like a pile of rice with a little wrapper to hold it from bottom. EDIT: it also seems to be placed on a small plate (?)
The only one I don't recognize is on the right. Left one seems to be (kinda long) piece of butter.

Image: http://i.imgur.com/XYmRd.png

[664984337d2a6Kolya]

Obviously that is mushroom mush. Explains the lazer eyes.

[664984337d64dRocketMan]

The moral of the story is... always destroy everything in life that isn't edible.

The incentive?  Lazer beams


...women are the exception as they can be both destroyed and eaten...sometimes simultaneously 

[664984337d9acThiefsieFool]

decided to play this again randomly and got 99, 151 is really impressive though

Just guessing. It looks like a pile of rice with a little wrapper to hold it from bottom. EDIT: it also seems to be placed on a small plate (?)
The only one I don't recognize is on the right. Left one seems to be (kinda long) piece of butter.

Image: http://i.imgur.com/XYmRd.png

consider this mystery solved, the right one is a yellow easter peep