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[663508293bf89Gawain]

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DAMAGE.C line 1046
// temporary - to hit effect_center - will take care of later
The ball is now in Nightdives hands?

[663508293c2d8dertseha]

Yup, there are a lot of those one-liners.

My personal favorite so far:

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objuse.c (392)

// If mission difficulty is low, returns TRUE on objects
// which might require literacy.
bool obj_too_smart(ObjID id)
Handling which object classes should be hidden on lower mission levels.
In short: The lower the level, the less literate the hacker is seen

[663508293c433Gawain]

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CYBER.C(256), INIT.C(725)

// reclaim the memory, fight the power


[663508293c597JosiahJack]

This is going to be so great!!

[663508293c688Gawain]

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DAMAGE.C(365)

         // hey - it's even a percentage
         // WHY - make it 0-255, dont divide needlessly, arghgqghgghdsghgfdgfjfghdfgj
         shield_drain = (damage * shield_absorb)/100;


[663508293c77dGawain]

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EMAIL.C(307)

               if (stupid == 36)
                  score += 2222222; // secret kevin bonus


[663508293c87fJosiahJack]

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AI.H
// When we pretend that we're dead (pretend we're dead)
errtype ai_critter_die(ObjSpecID osid);
errtype ai_critter_really_dead(ObjSpecID osid);


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AMAP.H:
// header for the real infernal automap Heh, infernal.  You got that right brother.

[663508293c9aeGawain]

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FRCAMERA.C(128)

// i'll give you fish, i'll give you candy, i'll give you, everything I have in my hand
B-52's Give me back my man

There are more lyric quotes from various songs in other Fr* files

[663508293cad3dertseha]

Code for drawing the automap

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AMAP.C(426)

// okay, this is a hack, but hey, I felt sorry for the
// poor guys.
if(ID2TRIP(cobjid)!=ASSASSIN_TRIPLE)
   obj_draw(xm,ym,cobj,tsize,px,col);
Assassins aren't rendered in the minimap...

[663508293cbbaGawain]

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OBJSIM.C(950)

// Clones an object, including copying all of it's instance data
// WARNING:  Do not try this function with objects of CLASS_DINOSAUR!! -- D. Nedry


[663508293cf3bThiefsieFool]

Jurassic Park was just out in theaters I guess.
And why are assassins called "ASSASSIN_TRIPLE" anyway?

[663508293d231Gawain]

And why are assassins called "ASSASSIN_TRIPLE" anyway?

TRIPLE is the name LG used for objects full ID. It consists of three parts.

[663508293d41eKolya]

An article about this topic: https://www.viva64.com/en/b/0575/

[663508293d500Gawain]

Cool! Thanks.

[663508293d68fJosiahJack]

     // If it is our turn to get a bigger share of the
      // computron pie, then let's crank.
      if (objCritters[osid].wait_frames <= 0)
      {

Funny and clever