NOT SAFE FOR WORK! (explicit imagery) - Rule 34 System Shock

[665b93142f369Kolya]

Tags: °SS2 °art °rule34A friend over at TTLG's shock forum posted a picture, a rule 34 of SHODAN and Goggles. And he got banned for that. While the image doesn't qualify as high art, I've seen worse (much worse unfortunately). Well yu can see the picture below.

Anyway, now I'm asking you to rule 34 the hell out of the System Shock games. Do your worst!
There are two rules though:
1. It must be related to the games
2. No photos please (unless you haven't put a lot of work into it, live re-enactments might be a way)

Not following these rules will lead to the posted pictures getting deleted. No bannings, this is supposed to be fun after all. 

[665b93142f55fKolya]

Not sure if that really holds up as rule 34 of Bioshock, but yeh. A dirty mind is it's own reward. (source)

[665b93142f751Kolya]

Then of course there's the rather famous GladOS/SHODAN pic by =peganthyrus with the suggestive title code sharing. And the black and white forerunner to that A healthy relationship.

[665b93142f9c9ZylonBane]

DO NOT Google Image Search "shodan 34" if you value your sanity.

[665b93142fae0Twerty]

As disturbing as this is, I think it's all hilarious. Not particularly arousing at all, but definitely hilarious. As most Rule 34s are supposed to be, right?... Right? >_>

[665b93142fdedKolya]

DO NOT Google Image Search "shodan 34" if you value your sanity.

I did (of course) but didn't see anything particularly weird, one portrait and a few karateka. Safe search is off. What am I doing wrong?

Twerty: Yeah, I think it's rather hilarious too. Certainly not arousing and unlikely to shock any web traveler.

[665b93142ff14ZylonBane]

Well, when I run that search, result #2 is this site. Blaarrrgh.

[665b931430211ThiefsieFool]

Image: http://j.photos.cx/slavic-fc2.jpg

[665b931430344Kolya]

Okay that's a crappy image, but we're collecting this shit here. Taste doesn't even come into play.
Anyway, an anonymous donator sent me this meanwhile. I think it kinda beats the first one.

[665b931430474Mercurius]

What's with all the shitty SHODAN porn?  I wanna see Delacroix's tits.

[665b93143056cKolya]

Seconded. Also it seems to me that none of these pics really take SHODAN's dominant nature into account which is kinda disappointing.

[665b9314306a9leaf]

This is so disturbing, but I can't help but find it funny. All I could really do to contribute is a link to rule34@paheal
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/shodan/1

Ugh.

[665b9314308a5Chandlermaki]

This is the last thing I would have expected to see on SBF...!

[665b9314309a6Mercurius]

We're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for Shock-related stuff to post about now.

You people need to go make some mods or something, otherwise I'm going to start a thread about FOOD THAT LOOKS SORTA LIKE SHODAN

[665b931430a8cKolya]

In before spaghetti-head.

@Leaf: Looks like the source. Good find.
@Chandlermaki: Lighten up, it's just for fun.

[665b931430d44ZylonBane]

@Leaf: Looks like the source. Good find.

Umm, leaf just reposted the link I already posted (which seems to be returning more results now).

[665b931430e5eMr Rayford]

How I feel about this thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA

[665b931430f4cChandlermaki]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[665b9314310fbBugga62]

...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwVyXgbaXHs

Thank you for telling me to NOT google Shodan 34 or Shodan Rule 34... Those pics creep the HELL out of me...

Great... I've been scarred... Now I need therapy... Actually... No... I'm going to muster my bravery and try to click on the other links... On second thought... o_0.

EDIT: "This is the last thing I would have expected to see on SBF...! "
-Chandlermaki

Damn... How could I have not expected Rule 34 to apply to System Shock... (Wait... Rule 34 applies to everything... It's inevitable that it will be applied... TO EVERYTHING...)